May 2013
136 posts
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
watchoutforkarmaa:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
: TOUGH WORLD →
ericboydblog:
The phone rang.
“Hello?”
“Hi…” they paused. It sounded like a woman. “Kim.”
“My name’s not Kim, friend; I think you’ve got the wrong number.”
“No, my name is Kim.”
“I don’t know a Kim.”
“I don’t know you either,” Kim said.
“Okay, who are you trying to contact?” I asked slowly, each…
damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
stayyoungatheart15:
rybroskeez:
cockringtoss:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
Reblog this if you've had suicidal thoughts or...
charmanderschamber:
ashleighisalesbian:
decemberx2x:
Just a little experiment.
Too many fuckin notes..
I started way before i was 18, so….
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
